Blythe Spirit got this from The Badger, who got it from Karla. So obviously stealing is okay.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
George Bush, when he's standing next to Rove, Rumsfeld and Cheney. (OK fine... effigies will suffice.)
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
All gangsta rap.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
See #1 and add Ann Coulter, Laura Schlessinger and Rush Limbaugh.
4 . What is your favorite cheese?
Gargonzola
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
And calories are of no concern? Sourdough roll with pesto, LOTS of avacado, sprouts, freshly grilled veggies, Portabello mushroom, sun-dried tomatoes, cucumbers, tomatoes (pico de gallo, too), Havarti cheese and turkey.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Pierce Brosnan (once) on the stairway, Richard Gere (once) in a limo and Johnny Depp (once) on the beach.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
John Mayer, but only because anyone who can write lyrics like "Your Body is a Wonderland" must be wonderful in bed! ("And if you want love We'll make it Swimming a deep sea Of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to be a while...I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase You tell me where to go and Though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed Without my hand behind it...")
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
On scrapbooking stuff.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Ruhpolding, Bavaria, Germany
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Take my 90-something-year-old aunt out for Eis Kaffee and dinner. (Her shaking disorder would be miraculously cured, so she could eat in a restaurant.)
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
A flying saucer (kahlua, ammaretto, cream and ice, blended). Or Cabernet Savignon. (Is it before dinner or after?)
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Florence in the 1700's.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No war. Ever. For any reason. Women rule the island. (Yes, they're related.)
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
A scavenger hunt around the world. The clues are all food, cooked by the world's great chef's. (I wouldn't be surprised if this already exists.)
15. What is your favorite curse word?
"Scheibenkleiste!" My mom was SCARY when she said this! It was only years after I grew up that I found out that it means window putty!
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Tell them that I just ran out of toilet paper.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My box with all the family photos, videos, etc in it. (No, they're not all in a box; I fudged that in order to comply with your rules.)
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Turn all the clocks back!
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
What's that cylindrical thing in Star Trek that transports people instantly anywhere? THAT.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The phone call from the sick-o who said he had my hubby hostage and would kill him if I hung up. (I testified against him, via writing...)
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
I'd move onto a luxury yacht and sail from exotic port to exotic port.
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Not into the bar scene. Go ahead and ban me from all of them.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Actually, I CAN float... forever. Yawn. Next question?
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. Who would you bring back to life?
I'd like to have a conversation with Jesus and Thomas Jefferson -- together.
25. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My mother.
26. What's your theme song?
Man! I Feel Like a (Hotflashin') Woman!
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